February 2012
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Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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Grey's gone bad
I am disappointed in Grey’s and i have been for awhile now. There is practically no drama to speak of! Lately almost all the patients make it and barely any of them die! Their sob stories and really have no emotional impact on me most of the time. What could lead to a good dramatic moment is quickly resolved and most of the time everyone seems happy and cheerful and it just makes me sick!...
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Meryl Streep or Madonna
Liz: Okay, just... Look, you're a beautiful woman. But you can't play prom queens and murdered runaways forever.
Jenna: But those were my majors at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks.
Liz: You can try to fight getting older. You can be like Madonna, and cling to youth with your Gollum arms. Or you can be like Meryl Streep and embrace your age with elegance.
Jenna: So you're saying it's a choice. Between the dignity of middle age and the illusion of youth.
Liz: Two paths. Meryl Streep. Or Madonna.
Jenna: Very well, I will emulate my acting inspiration. A woman of profound poise, whose career is what we all aspire to.
Liz: Okay, this build-up is making me nervous.
Jenna: A woman whose feminine grace and normal outfits are an inspiration.
Liz: Just say who it is and I'll feel better.
Jenna: Someone whose very name stands for enduring beauty and the wonder of womanhood.
Liz: Please don't say...
Jenna: Madonna!
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“now i wont have to be the world’s greatest hooker…you wanna party?...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock